Pennsylvania
We are cop rock, we are screech
We are Z. Cavaricci
We are laser removed
Tasmanian devil tattoos
We are third string, we are puck
We are special people’s club
We are the half shirts with
Irreverent spring break top ten lists
We are munsoned, we are squat
We are flashing twelve o’clock
We are spread out buttcheeks
Pulled apart so just the air leaks
We are ishtar, we are tab
We are “no right turn on red”
We are the moustaches
The Beatles grew when they dropped acid
You are the heart dotting “I”
In the word “apologize”
Scribbled drunk on a postcard
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are
I am the heart with no name
Airbrushed on the license plate
Of a Subaru that was
Registered in Pennsylvania
We are zima, we are barf
We are cinderblock yard art
We are Baldwin brothers
Not the good one, but the others
We are Amway, we are shemp
We are Sir David of Brent
We are the queef after
A pornstar breaks the gangbang record
You are the heart dotting “I”
In the word “apologize”
Scribbled drunk on a postcard
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are
I am the heart with no name
Airbrushed on the license plate
Of a Subaru that was
Registered in Pennsylvania
Do you even know what a wawa is, girl?
Do you even know what a wawa is?
Do you even know what a wawa is, girl?
Do you even know what a wawa is?