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It’s the beginning of the end

You want things to go faster

It’s the beginning of the end

Now everything’s too slow for you

It’s the beginning of the end

You are one step closer

It’s the beginning of the end

Say Amen

1-800-SUICIDE

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You need wings to fly, you need someone

To take your place when you are gone

Is the beginning of the end

You know nothing lasts forever

A beginning of a trend

You need someone there to care for you

It’s the beginning of the end

I don’t think you understand

Just a beginning of a flatline

Together

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